AHH SHUCKS
Paging through a catalogue, I found AHH SHUCKS microwave popcorn on the cob by accident. And it seemed perfect as a giveaway. I'd never seen anything like it before, so it was unique. You simply take the cob, butter it, and microwave it inside a paper bag. What fun! And the conference attendees liked it too. We attached a label to the box which said, "AHH SHUCKS, another layoff. Better call CareerLab. 303-790-0505."