Thanks For Birthday Gift

Knowing I'm a writer, a friend and his wife gave me the bestseller "Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation" by Lynne Truss. I returned this well-spelled and carefully-punctuated note.

Scott and Nanci,
Thanks for attending my birthday party? Their were really some nice people their. I doubt that I will knead the book you gave me because I'm already, a good writter. My specialty is editing and poofreading. Thanks for your thoughtfulness.
I love you both,
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